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Why is everyone so stupid and annoying
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December 2011
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September 2011
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“
Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you...”
–  Janet Fitch (via slekes)
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“As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...”
– Aman Ali ALL I’M GONNA SAY  (via anorable)
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August 2011
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July 2011
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“You’re an interesting species. An interesting mix. You’re capable of such...”
– Carl Sagan (via klonazepam) sometimes (all the time) i pretend Carl Sagan is my uncle that I go smoke weed with while he drops these wisdom bombs on me (via tangledupinlace)
Jul 20th
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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward are...
matthewedwards: OMG OMG OMG
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June 2011
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~*~lulinternet~*~: I m drunk and looking for... →
lulinternet: ask itself these questions: -should be at least chubby-ish -r u tall? -got a beard? -do u like the Simpsons? -u like overeating????? -do u get y I type like dis?? -r u balla?? -like fuckibg? -think dogs r cool?? -WANNA WORSHIP ME?? -do u like the salt from Wendy’s?? -how much fried… ditto
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“When I was teaching — I taught for a while — my students would write as if they...”
– David Sedaris, January Magazine: June 2000 Yo, when you’re poor, being interesting is ALL WE HAVE.  (via edgarsux)
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Jun 6th
Listenmatthewedwards: whatwhatwhat: Mariah Carey,...
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May 2011
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Okay, I understand this big Bin Laden situation, but has anyone noticed the transition of the speaker on abc news go from Dick Clark to Dick Clarke to Richard Clarke?
May 2nd
April 2011
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Apr 20th
thatwhitebitch: omg
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Apr 9th
WatchWatch
whitewhine: A Classic White Whine from the Rich Bitching Hall of Fame THIS IS REAL LIFE
Apr 6th
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Moving back home
Text conversation with my dad from last night Him: Where are you. What are you doing. What time are you coming home Me: I’m in paterson on a street corner hookin’ it. Put a pot of coffee on I’ll be home around 4am Him: Save all the dimes maybe you can make a dollar Me: Well I’m poolin’ tips with your mom so I’ll probably score a couple grand Him: My...
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March 2011
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Mar 30th
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99.78%
You know that feeling you get when something really awesome happens and your insides drop a little bit and you get that rush of adrenaline? I’ve spent the last two days at work searching the internet for a company that offers the chemical I’m looking for at a purity rate of over 99%. About 10 minutes ago I found one that can prove to me that their version of glutamic acid is 99.78%...
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Wow. 100% of Forever21's online sales today will...
gabifresh: http://www.forever21.com
Mar 18th
hery ptter n te dethly hallwos (pt 1)
julia-brrrd: weasleysgonewild: fawkes-: may god bless this post. the only time i’ll ever reblog harry potter is if its written in shorthand like this pls more
Mar 15th
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