December 2010
9 posts
I just watched a man plow snow into his own parking spot so that no one would park in it while he was gone. WHEN WILL IT ALL MELT? PLEASE?
It's a state of emergency
Dad: Matt, shovel the porch.
Matt: Dad, shovel my ass.
Currently contemplating
deleting my facebook so I don’t have to see another status about the mother fucking snow.
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Meeting bigshots at our company always goes the same way. They come in, you smile all big, wait to be introduced. Basically what just happened to me.
Bigshot: And you are…?
Me: Ashley.
(we shake hands)
Bigshot: Yes! Ashley. I’ve heard a lot about you.
Me: Ah! Good things, I hope!
Bigshot: (nods) Yes, good things, good things.
I want to work with a company where you can...
“Build me a website that looks like Edward Cullen from Twilight. I don’t care...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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Corinne: What’s wiki.. wiki leaks?
Jake: It’s when you bust a nut in a girl’s panties without telling her and then when she puts her panties on she’s all like “uugghh ewwww”