Text conversation with my dad from last night

Him: Where are you. What are you doing. What time are you coming home

Me: I’m in paterson on a street corner hookin’ it. Put a pot of coffee on I’ll be home around 4am

Him: Save all the dimes maybe you can make a dollar

Me: Well I’m poolin’ tips with your mom so I’ll probably score a couple grand

Him: My mom’s dead I hope you’re not pooling tips with the dead

Me: Grandma Barbara is not dead

Him: Oh that’s who you’re hooking with can’t wait to ask her how it’s going

Me: Well she’s pretty busy tonight so give her a few hours before you call